Funny Dog Tags
Funny Dog Tags for Dogs With Big Personalities 🐾
Some dogs are perfectly behaved. Others steal socks, ignore everything you say, demand snacks and generally cause absolute chaos. Guess which ones we're making these tags for!
Our collection of funny dog tags is full of cheeky slogans, silly jokes, cute designs and a few that probably aren't suitable for polite company.
Every tag can be personalised on the reverse with your contact details, so your dog can show off their personality while carrying the information that matters.
Have a browse. Somewhere in here is a tag that'll make you go, “Oh my God, that's SO [insert dog's name]!”
Oldie But A Goodie Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Long, Round & Low To The Ground Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Karma Is A Bitch Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
I Licked it, So It's Mine Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Gangsta Napper Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Little Devil ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Just A Baby Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Little Dog Syndrome Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
I Bark At Stupid People Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
I Kiss On The First Date Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Fatso Funny Pet ID Tag£14.00£14.00
I'm The Sh*t Poop Emoji Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Hollywood Diva Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Professional Patience Tester Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Free Beer Upon Return Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
I Should Have A Warning Label Silly Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Son Of A Bitch Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Queen Of Farts Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Counter Surfer Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Slobber Chops Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Size Doesn't Matter Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Big Deal Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Treat Wh*re Pet ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Walking Vet Bill Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Can't Hear A F**king Thing Pet ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Funny Dog Tag - Too Pretty To Work£14.00£14.00
Sassy Pet Tag - Sassy Since Birth£14.00£14.00
Cranky With A Touch Of Psycho Funny Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Dad's Ugly Crying Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Oh Shit, I'm Lost! Call Dad Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Sorry Not Sorry Funny Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Class Clown Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
It Wasn't Me, My Brother Did It Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Kiss My Sass Pet ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Snack Bandit Funny Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Stud Muffin Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Stop Staring At My Wiener Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Silly Sausage Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Bad Choices Make Good Stories Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Lost AF, Call Mum Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
Don't Make Me Hangry Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
Golden Oldie Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Your Worst Nightmare Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
You Fetch It! Dog ID Tag£14.00£14.00
I Dig You Dog Name Tag£14.00£14.00
Bestie Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Sit Happens Dog Tag£14.00£14.00
No Regrets Pet Tag£14.00£14.00
Funny Dog ID Tags for Dogs With Attitude
Let's face it, dogs are hilarious. Sometimes intentionally, usually not.
Whether yours is a professional sock thief, a biscuit-obsessed Labrador, a selective listener or a tiny dog who thinks they rule the world, there's probably a funny dog tag here with their name written all over it.
We've got everything from cute and cheeky designs to rude dog tags that might earn you a few funny looks at the park. Because who decided dog ID tags had to be boring anyway?
Cheeky, Rude and Just Plain Ridiculous Dog Tags
Some dogs are little angels. Others deserve a warning label.
For the food-obsessed, there's I'd Risk It For A Biscuit and Are You Gonna Eat That? For dogs who only listen when it suits them, we've got Selective Hearing Disorder and Throw The Damn Ball.
And if your sense of humour is a bit less polite, we've got those covered too. Oh Shit, I'm Lost and Little Shit certainly aren't for everyone, but that's half the fun!
From cute and silly to downright rude, our funny personalised dog tags are made for dogs with personality - and owners who don't take life too seriously.
Funny on the Front. Important on the Back.
As much as we love a ridiculous slogan, these are still proper personalised dog ID tags.
Every Wag-A-Tude tag has a zinc alloy body with a printed aluminium design on the front and your chosen contact details printed on the reverse. Both sides are finished with clear protective resin domes, giving them that lovely glossy finish.
So while your dog is busy being an absolute menace, they're still carrying the important information someone would need if they ever decided to go exploring without you.
Not sure what details to include? Have a read of our guide to dog tags and UK law.
How Wag-A-Tude Started
Back in 2013, I was looking for funny ID tags for my own dogs. The problem? I couldn't find anything that was actually funny enough!
I wanted something that reflected their personalities, rather than just another ordinary dog tag. So I decided to make my own.
And that's how Wag-A-Tude Tags began.
More than a decade later, I'm still creating tags for dogs with big personalities, questionable manners and owners who appreciate a good laugh.
Find a Funny Dog Tag That's So Them
Whether you're replacing an old tag, welcoming a new puppy or just fancy treating your dog to something different, there's plenty to choose from.
Have a look through the collection and find the one that makes you laugh. Because nobody knows your dog's ridiculous little personality quite like you do!
And if funny isn't quite what you're looking for, you can always browse our Classic Pet ID Tags or Medical Pet Tags.