Can't Hear A F**king Thing Pet ID Tag
Size Guide
🐾 Find the Perfect Fit!
🐈 Small - 24mm / ⅞". Tailored for your pint-sized pals, ideal for those furry friends under 22lbs (10kg).
🐕 Large - 34 mm / 1¼". For your big-league buddies, designed to accommodate pets weighing 22lbs (10kg) and beyond.
A Straight-Talking Deaf Dog Tag (With a Bit of Attitude)
Designed for deaf or hard-of-hearing dogs and cats, this bold pet ID tag makes one thing very clear… your pet can’t hear a thing.
With its standout design and no-nonsense wording, it instantly signals to others that calling, shouting, or whistling simply won’t work.
It’s honest, it’s attention-grabbing, and yes… it might raise a smile too.
Why This Tag Matters
Deafness isn’t always obvious.
Your dog might look alert, responsive, and completely switched on - but they won’t hear someone calling their name or approaching from behind.
Without that understanding, people may:
- Assume they’re being ignored
- Get frustrated
- Or approach too quickly and accidentally startle them
This tag cuts through all of that instantly.
No confusion. No guessing.
Just a clear message that helps people adjust how they interact.
Clear, Bold Messaging That Gets Noticed
📢 “Can’t hear a f*cking thing”
It’s direct. It’s impossible to miss.
And importantly - it gets the point across immediately.
Because in real life, the person who finds your dog isn’t reading a manual… they’re making a split-second judgement.
This tag makes that moment easier.
When This Tag Really Helps
On walks or off lead
At the park
With dog walkers or pet sitters
At the vet or groomers
Or anytime someone tries to call your dog over
Because when people understand straight away, they react better.
A Bit of Personality, Without Losing the Point
Not every medical tag has to sound clinical.
This one adds a bit of humour and attitude - while still doing exactly what it needs to do:
making sure people understand your dog can’t hear them
Because sometimes, a bold message is the one that actually sticks.
A Small Tag That Makes a Big Difference
You’re not just adding personality.
You’re helping others understand your dog faster - and react the right way.
And in the moments that matter, that makes all the difference.
HOW TO PERSONALISE YOUR PET TAG
Personalise your dog’s ID tag so their details are clear, easy to read, and ready for real life.
🖊️ Front: If applicable, add your pet’s name (up to 10 characters)
🖊️ Back: Include up to 5 lines of text (20 characters per line)
🖊️ Add important details like your phone number, address, and any medical needs
🖊️ The more text you include, the smaller it may appear - but it will always remain clear and readable
🖊️ Prefer no personalisation? We can print the same design on both sides for a clean, double-sided look
🖊️ Your chosen colour will be used on both sides for a consistent finish
BUILT FOR EVERYDAY WEAR
Designed to be clear, durable, and ready for real life - whatever your dog gets up to.
✔️ Double-sided design for clear, easy-to-read information that lasts
✔️ Durable domed finish made with high-quality resin for long-lasting wear
✔️ Strong and lightweight, built to handle zoomies, playtime, and daily adventures
✔️ Waterproof and UV-resistant, so it won’t fade or wear down in the elements
✔️ Easy to wipe clean, keeping your dog’s ID tag looking fresh
DOG & CAT TAG SIZE GUIDE
🐾 Finding the Perfect Fit!
🐈 Small – 24mm (⅞")
Ideal for smaller dogs and cats, typically under 10kg (22lbs)
🐕 Large – 34mm (1¼")
Best suited for medium to large dogs, 10kg (22lbs) and above
Why Medical Alert Dog Tags Matter
Medical alert dog tags aren’t just identification - they can be vital in an emergency. Clear, visible information helps others quickly understand your dog’s needs and respond appropriately when it matters most.
Whether your dog has a medical condition, requires medication, or needs special care, a well-designed tag reduces confusion and ensures important details are always easy to read at a glance.
Built for everyday wear, our tags are durable, waterproof, and designed to stay clear and legible through every adventure.