It Wasn't Me, My Brother Did It Pet Tag
Size Guide
🐾 Find the Perfect Fit!
🐈 Small - 24mm / ⅞". Tailored for your pint-sized pals, ideal for those furry friends under 22lbs (10kg).
🐕 Large - 34 mm / 1¼". For your big-league buddies, designed to accommodate pets weighing 22lbs (10kg) and beyond.
Funny Dog Tag - “It Wasn’t Me, My Brother Did It”
We all know that one pet who gets blamed for everything… and this tag is their ultimate alibi. Featuring the hilarious phrase “It Wasn’t Me, My Brother Did It,” this funny dog tag (or cat tag!) is made for four-legged troublemakers with built-in scapegoats.
Perfect For:
Funny dog tag fans, sibling rivalry households, and pets who definitely didn’t chew your slippers.
HOW TO PERSONALISE YOUR PET TAG
Personalise your dog’s ID tag so their details are clear, easy to read, and ready for real life.
🖊️ Front: If applicable, add your pet’s name (up to 10 characters)
🖊️ Back: Include up to 5 lines of text (20 characters per line)
🖊️ Add important details like your phone number, address, and any medical needs
🖊️ The more text you include, the smaller it may appear - but it will always remain clear and readable
🖊️ Prefer no personalisation? We can print the same design on both sides for a clean, double-sided look
🖊️ Your chosen colour will be used on both sides for a consistent finish
BUILT FOR EVERYDAY WEAR
Designed to be clear, durable, and ready for real life - whatever your dog gets up to.
✔️ Double-sided design for clear, easy-to-read information that lasts
✔️ Durable domed finish made with high-quality resin for long-lasting wear
✔️ Strong and lightweight, built to handle zoomies, playtime, and daily adventures
✔️ Waterproof and UV-resistant, so it won’t fade or wear down in the elements
✔️ Easy to wipe clean, keeping your dog’s ID tag looking fresh
DOG & CAT TAG SIZE GUIDE
🐾 Finding the Perfect Fit!
🐈 Small – 24mm (⅞")
Ideal for smaller dogs and cats, typically under 10kg (22lbs)
🐕 Large – 34mm (1¼")
Best suited for medium to large dogs, 10kg (22lbs) and above
Why Wag-A-Tude Tags?
Not all printed dog tags are made the same way!
We've been making personalised pet ID tags since 2013. After years of trying different materials, we spent two years developing our own design - because we wanted tags that looked fantastic and stood the test of time.
Each tag features a sturdy zinc-alloy body with two aluminium inserts, printed with your chosen design on the front and your pet's contact details on the back.
Both sides are then sealed beneath clear, automotive-grade polyurethane resin, carefully poured to create a protective dome. Unlike ordinary resins that can yellow over time, ours is UV-resistant and designed to stay crystal clear, keeping your tag colourful, waterproof and ready for everyday adventures.
Because looking good is lovely, but helping your pet find their way home is what really matters.